Category Archives: Miscellaneous

And Vampire Makes Five

Okay seriously, I would really like to know why half the apartments I’ve lived in have been haunted? First in Oneonta, my apartment was haunted by a boy. The first night I spent there with The Ex, we noticed: a … Continue reading

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The “90210” Survival Guide

So the other day I was bumming around and found out “90210” was on. And I was very happy that although it was from a wretched post-Brenda year, it was not the wretchedest of the wretchedest. But I realized, how … Continue reading

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Serendipity Doo Dah

And how do you do it?And make it seem effortlessWhen it’s all the stupid thingsSo overwhelming to meLike paying my billsOr showing up for work earlyOr laughing at your jokes ~ Rilo Kiley Previously on: My Life 1) I was … Continue reading

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Bags Float

I’m an emotional person. I feel things and I need to be able to get upset and talk about how I’m feeling. I mean, that’s just…that’s who I am and I can’t change it. I don’t want to. ~ Felicity … Continue reading

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Life Lessons of the Week

1. The stress of party planning is a fair and decent excuse for verbally abusing a cashier. 2. If you are driving home, and you think that a tree is a Ferris wheel, you should maybe take that as a … Continue reading

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Why I Could Not Be Expected To Show Up On Time For Work This Morning

1. Chip disturbing sleep by somehow setting off alarm clock at 3 a.m. 2. Dr. von Rockenstein scratching at window all night like vampire brother in “Salem’s Lot.” 3. David Lee Roth airing call from casino owner, making me think … Continue reading

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North of the Border (A Harrowing Quest for Taco Bell)

Can someone please tell me what self-respecting Taco Bell doesn’t have a drive-thru? Never mind, I’ll tell YOU. The one on Old Country Road in Hicksville (I think), that’s what…one…doesn’t. You know what I mean. Either way, that is the … Continue reading

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My Comical History

Many of you know that I have been a voracious reader since I was three and a half, and while I’ve always loved books, what I really loved as a child was when I got my hands on the comic … Continue reading

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Why I never!…? Part 2!

Click here for Part One! A Woman Over 30 Should Never: 16. Go braless, no matter her cup size. Heh. Well, going braless is a great dream of mine, but alas. Though technically, I have some corset-style shirts that I … Continue reading

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Why, I Never!…?

So recently at Borders, I came across this: And since I am a masochist, I decided to buy it, and see how I measure up. But first, let me share with you an intro so horrifying, they may as well … Continue reading

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