Monthly Archives: September 2011

The “90210” Survival Guide

So the other day I was bumming around, and I needed something to cleanse the putrid aura of “The Last Kiss” from my system, and all that was available was “90210.” And I was very happy that although it was … Continue reading

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Serendipity Doo Dah

And how do you do it?And make it seem effortlessWhen it’s all the stupid thingsSo overwhelming to meLike paying my billsOr showing up for work earlyOr laughing at your jokes ~ Rilo Kiley Previously on: My Life 1) I was … Continue reading

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Bags Float

I’m an emotional person. I feel things and I need to be able to get upset and talk about how I’m feeling. I mean, that’s just…that’s who I am and I can’t change it. I don’t want to. ~ Felicity … Continue reading

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Check It Out

Dear Family at the Self-Checkout Line, I’m sure you are lovely people and all in real life, so please take this not as an attack, but as helpful advice for the future. Now I could be wrong, but it would … Continue reading

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Life Lessons of the Week

1. The stress of party planning is a fair and decent excuse for verbally abusing a cashier. 2. If you are driving home, and you think that a tree is a Ferris wheel, you should maybe take that as a … Continue reading

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From ingenue to construction worker in one short year

Can I just tell you about the BULLSHIT that was my fifth grade play? Okay, you know how it goes in elementary school as far as teacher selection goes. In case you don’t, or in case something has changed in … Continue reading

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Breakfast.

Oh, you don’t want advice from me; I ate a Three Musketeers bar for breakfast. ~Liz Lemon I was quite the responsible citizen, breakfast-wise, for a while at my new job. I genuinely love oatmeal, and not even the kind … Continue reading

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