Monthly Archives: September 2011

The “90210” Survival Guide

So the other day I was bumming around and found out “90210” was on. And I was very happy that although it was from a wretched post-Brenda year, it was not the wretchedest of the wretchedest. But I realized, how … Continue reading

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Serendipity Doo Dah

And how do you do it?And make it seem effortlessWhen it’s all the stupid thingsSo overwhelming to meLike paying my billsOr showing up for work earlyOr laughing at your jokes ~ Rilo Kiley Previously on: My Life 1) I was … Continue reading

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Bags Float

I’m an emotional person. I feel things and I need to be able to get upset and talk about how I’m feeling. I mean, that’s just…that’s who I am and I can’t change it. I don’t want to. ~ Felicity … Continue reading

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Check It Out

Dear Family at the Self-Checkout Line, I’m sure you are lovely people and all in real life, so please take this not as an attack, but as helpful advice for the future. Now I could be wrong, but it would … Continue reading

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Life Lessons of the Week

1. The stress of party planning is a fair and decent excuse for verbally abusing a cashier. 2. If you are driving home, and you think that a tree is a Ferris wheel, you should maybe take that as a … Continue reading

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From ingenue to construction worker in one short year

Can I just tell you about the BULLSHIT that was my fifth grade play? Okay, you know how it goes in elementary school as far as teacher selection goes. In case you don’t, or in case something has changed in … Continue reading

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Oh, you don’t want advice from me; I ate a Three Musketeers bar for breakfast. ~Liz Lemon I was quite the responsible citizen, breakfast-wise, for a while at my new job. I genuinely love oatmeal, and not even the kind … Continue reading

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My Top 10 Favorite Tearjerking “Buffy” Moments

10. Willow Tells Buffy She’s Staying in Sunnydale After Graduation ~ “Choices” This is a very unsung episode, in my opinion. Probably because the third season, more than any other I think, pulls off the remarkable feat of having both … Continue reading

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Why I Could Not Be Expected To Show Up On Time For Work This Morning

1. Chip disturbing sleep by somehow setting off alarm clock at 3 a.m. 2. Dr. von Rockenstein scratching at window all night like vampire brother in “Salem’s Lot.” 3. David Lee Roth airing call from casino owner, making me think … Continue reading

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North of the Border (A Harrowing Quest for Taco Bell)

Can someone please tell me what self-respecting Taco Bell doesn’t have a drive-thru? Never mind, I’ll tell YOU. The one on Old Country Road in Hicksville (I think), that’s what…one…doesn’t. You know what I mean. Either way, that is the … Continue reading

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