Monthly Archives: April 2011

A Burning Desire

So all of a sudden, it hit me – I really, really want a Hello, Kitty toaster. It should have been obvious, I suppose. I love Hello, Kitty and all things pink, but I’m not looking to go all Anna … Continue reading

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Gag Me with a Sequin

Okay. The fact that I really could not care much less about modern fashion is no secret. Part of this, as I have explained, is that I have no more credit cards. Part of it is that I want to … Continue reading

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My Mother

My ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my life’s blood. Thank you, Mom. You are my guidepost for everything. ~ Rory Gilmore I think I love my mother more than anything in … Continue reading

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A Karaoke Story

Have I mentioned how much I love karaoke? It’s true. For a while, karaoke and I were on a break, because it is quite difficult to find the delicate balance of a good DJ, good songs, and a good crowd. … Continue reading

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Tom Westman

Great news, everybody! First off, Tom Westman won “Survivor!” This thrills me to no end. He is, in my opinion, the best winner ever. Although he wasn’t all Machiavellian like Rich or Brian, I think he played a truly excellent … Continue reading

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Unsolved Mysteries

– Yesterday after the gym, I walked to my car. In the parking lot, which also hosts a number of restaurants and bars, I noticed something peculiar. Next to an SUV, was an uncapped Revlon lipstick. This, in and of … Continue reading

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10 Movie Moments That Have Made Me Sob

Possible Spoiler Alert! 1. Anne of Green Gables — Anne desperately wants a dress with puffed sleeves to wear to the fancy Christmas party with Diana, because that is her ultimate dream, now that shes been adopted and tasted ice … Continue reading

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Beverly Cleary Rules.

Very exciting news, everyone! Beverly Cleary has published another book! I love Beverly Cleary so much. You know those surveys you get in your email, where one of the questions is, “Who would you most like to have lunch with?” My answer … Continue reading

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Why I Am Pissed Off

1. I think I have an ulcer. An ULCER! One way or another, my stomach was in awful knots yesterday, twisting and turning to the point where I was afraid to go to sleep in case my appendix burst in … Continue reading

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Femme Fatal

So I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I never wear girly shoes. Now, in many ways, I am a very girly person. I have long hair and I like dresses and “Gilmore Girls” and all that jazz. But I … Continue reading

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