Monthly Archives: January 2012

Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night 1: Graduation Day

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

“The seniors at Midville High are DYING TO GRADUATE…” $3.99. Obviously, I needed to buy this movie. Or rather, convince my friend to buy it since I was sans cash. Though I would have sold myself on the street to … Continue reading →

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An Unstoppable Force

Posted on January 22, 2012 by

It was a year ago today. Across the floor, in the art studio, everyone buzzing that someone had died. Then I heard “Heath Ledger” and my heart dropped. My brain started vibrating and ringing and all I could make out … Continue reading →

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Dates & Dickiegrams

Posted on January 19, 2012 by

My first boyfriend was named Dick. We began our relationship in the fourth grade, when our mutual friend Jeffrey Paradise brought me a “Dickiegram” on the playground at lunch. I’d never received such a message, but was excited. Dick was … Continue reading →

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Blonde Moments: Signs & Puppies

Posted on January 16, 2012 by

So I was driving on the parkway today and I look up and see one of those signs that are kind of like scoreboards? Where they basically spend tons of money to post irrelevant blather. Usually it’s along the lines … Continue reading →

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Catering To The Classes

Posted on January 14, 2012 by

So back when I was a senior in high school, I decided that I wasn’t quite enough of a Sharon Cherske from “My So-Called Life,” maybe because that show didn’t exist then, more’s the pity, because man I could have … Continue reading →

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Video Games of My Life

Posted on January 13, 2012 by

My relationship with video games, much like comics, has always been weird, sporadic, and old-school. Although I can’t work a 360 controller to save my life, there have been many a time when I’ve been completely obsessed with video games. … Continue reading →

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Red Faced At Red Lobster

Posted on January 12, 2012 by

What I need you to do is take everything you think you know about working in a restaurant, tear it up, stomp on it, set it on fire, and throw it out the window into a pool of gasoline. Wait, … Continue reading →

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Cool Kids Eat Waxed Cheese

Posted on January 11, 2012 by

Why, you see, the girls are always buying them, and unless you want to be thought mean, you must do it too. It’s nothing but limes now, for everyone is sucking them in their desks in schooltime, and trading them … Continue reading →

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Sticker? I Hardly Knew ‘Er!

Posted on January 11, 2012 by

When I was quitting smoking, I gave myself a sticker on my Hello, Kitty calendar every day. Bear with me. Well actually no, that pretty much sets the tone for the remainder. But it was very nice positive reinforcement. I … Continue reading →

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