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Tuesday Morning Chronicles

1. Lie in bed half awake for an hour, despite having gone to bed at 2 in the morning. 2. Reluctantly leave bed at 7:30. 3. Wander around, say good morning to cats. 4. Trip over clogs. 5. Give props … Continue reading

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Headbangers Bawl

What I would like to know, seriously, is what kind of crack the folks over at Sony are smoking. See because, okay. I went into work at ShopRite on Saturday, not exactly thrilled at the prospect of working an 8-hour … Continue reading

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Tat-Truths

1. You may wake up one day with the need for temporary tattoos. 2. This will be the day that ShopRite removes its sticker/tattoo machine from the premises. 3. You will then drive all over creation, thinking that if ShopRite … Continue reading

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12 Hours*

*Or, How A Night Of Drinking Became A Film Festival** **Without The Film*** ***Mostly 6-8:30pm – The Fish Out Of Water Tale Babz and Judi reluctantly go to Mirage to bid an awesome coworker farewell. Sit back and enjoy the … Continue reading

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Enough!

I am hereby imposing a moratorium on the whole goddess thing, because I’ve officially had enough. Is there a company out there that has not yet named a product Goddess, or revolved an ad campaign around being a goddess? Nike … Continue reading

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Life Lessons From Television Reruns

1. If you’re going to tattoo blueprints all over your torso in order to break your brother out of prison, you probably shouldn’t walk around all nonchalant with no shirt on, no matter how hard you’ve been working out, because … Continue reading

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Thoughts While Watching “Frasier” Instead of Going to Sleep

1) I’m no Freud fangirl, but I doubt that he would ever use “impact” as a verb. 2) Frasier is especially annoying in this episode. I could see his beef with guests’ not taking the party seriously, but they have! … Continue reading

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Sniff.

So, okay, am I missing something with this whole Kate Moss/cocaine thing? In case you haven’t heard, I believe the deal is that someone got a picture of her sniffing coke. Now H&M and a few other companies who were … Continue reading

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Single Living Is the Pits

I have an avocado pit in my freezer. I mean, who doesn’t, really? But my avocado pit is my special friend. Maybe I should back it up. Okay, so I’ve learned over the past several months that I might not … Continue reading

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A Burning Desire

So all of a sudden, it hit me – I really, really want a Hello, Kitty toaster. It should have been obvious, I suppose. I love Hello, Kitty and all things pink, but I’m not looking to go all Anna … Continue reading

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