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Vanderpump Rules: S4, Ep3: Pretty Little Lies

Lisa, Katie, Scheana, and Kristina shop at Ixia. Lisa laments being too old for a certain dress even though she always looks stunning, tells Scheana in a polka-dotted red dress that she looks like Minnie Mouse, and then scolds Scheana … Continue reading

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A World Without Shrimp

Anya: It’s possible that he’s in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp. Tara: There’s a world without shrimp? I’m allergic. “May I have everyone in the kitchen!” my manager … Continue reading

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10 Awesome Memories From Waitressing at Red Lobster

1. The day the huge metal chandelier crashed onto Table 25. OMG. Hahahahahah 😀 It was a lunch shift, and there was a round table for large parties on the main dining room floor. One day we heard this astonishing … Continue reading

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The Dreaded Jelly Omelet

So my little brother Eric turns 21 today! In honor, I am reposting a story that foreshadowed his shunning of eggs! In the Summer of ’92, Eric was one year plus a few months. I was almost 17. My mom … Continue reading

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Red Faced At Red Lobster

What I need you to do is take everything you think you know about working in a restaurant, tear it up, stomp on it, set it on fire, and throw it out the window into a pool of gasoline. Wait, … Continue reading

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Breakfast.

Oh, you don’t want advice from me; I ate a Three Musketeers bar for breakfast. ~Liz Lemon I was quite the responsible citizen, breakfast-wise, for a while at my new job. I genuinely love oatmeal, and not even the kind … Continue reading

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Good Crack

I do this thing where I think I’m real sick But I won’t go to the doctor to find out about it ‘Cause they make you stay real still in a real small space As they chart up your insides … Continue reading

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