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I am hereby imposing a moratorium on the whole goddess thing, because I’ve officially had enough. Is there a company out there that has not yet named a product Goddess, or revolved an ad campaign around being a goddess? Nike … Continue reading →

1. If you’re going to tattoo blueprints all over your torso in order to break your brother out of prison, you probably shouldn’t walk around all nonchalant with no shirt on, no matter how hard you’ve been working out, because … Continue reading →

1) I’m no Freud fangirl, but I doubt that he would ever use “impact” as a verb. 2) Frasier is especially annoying in this episode. I could see his beef with guests’ not taking the party seriously, but they have! … Continue reading →

So, okay, am I missing something with this whole Kate Moss/cocaine thing? In case you haven’t heard, I believe the deal is that someone got a picture of her sniffing coke. Now H&M and a few other companies who were … Continue reading →

I have an avocado pit in my freezer. I mean, who doesn’t, really? But my avocado pit is my special friend. Maybe I should back it up. Okay, so I’ve learned over the past several months that I might not … Continue reading →

So all of a sudden, it hit me – I really, really want a Hello, Kitty toaster. It should have been obvious, I suppose. I love Hello, Kitty and all things pink, but I’m not looking to go all Anna … Continue reading →

Okay. The fact that I really could not care much less about modern fashion is no secret. Part of this, as I have explained, is that I have no more credit cards. Part of it is that I want to … Continue reading →

My ultimate inspiration comes from my best friend, the dazzling woman from whom I received my life’s blood. Thank you, Mom. You are my guidepost for everything. ~ Rory Gilmore I think I love my mother more than anything in … Continue reading →

Have I mentioned how much I love karaoke? It’s true. For a while, karaoke and I were on a break, because it is quite difficult to find the delicate balance of a good DJ, good songs, and a good crowd. … Continue reading →

Great news, everybody! First off, Tom Westman won “Survivor!” This thrills me to no end. He is, in my opinion, the best winner ever. Although he wasn’t all Machiavellian like Rich or Brian, I think he played a truly excellent … Continue reading →