Category Archives: Miscellaneous

And I Don’t Even Like The Mall!*

So most of you know that I have no sense of direction. As in, it is absent from my being. It’s not a matter of paying attention; it’s not a matter of practice; it’s not a matter of doing fewer … Continue reading

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SPAM: It’s Not Just For Ironic T-Shirts Anymore!

I think that AOL is jealous. I’ve been on it since ’97, but in the past year, it’s become rather unnecessary for my life needs. During the day, I use my work Outlook, because the little white envelopes provide me … Continue reading

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Good Crack

I do this thing where I think I’m real sick But I won’t go to the doctor to find out about it ‘Cause they make you stay real still in a real small space As they chart up your insides … Continue reading

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Tat-Truths

1. You may wake up one day with the need for temporary tattoos. 2. This will be the day that ShopRite removes its sticker/tattoo machine from the premises. 3. You will then drive all over creation, thinking that if ShopRite … Continue reading

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Things That Have Already Traumatized Me Today

1. Being woken up by my alarm. For the past few weeks, I have awoken to Shannon, calling me to do yoga. However, last night she stayed up until 2:30 a.m., and therefore did not have a voice this morning. … Continue reading

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And ANOTHER Thing…

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to become a better communicator. This is turning out to be a good thing, but a lot more challenging than one might think. Why is this? Is it because people dont usually take … Continue reading

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Long Island Clubbing

Going to clubs is quite a complicated ordeal. It’s one of those things that you really have to muster up energy for, and you are never genuinely sure if it is worth it. I don’t know that I’ve ever had … Continue reading

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Life Lessons of the Week

1. If you discover that it’s snowing outside, even though it’s almost April, put on your headphones and blast “Open Arms” by Journey. Works like a charm. 2. Going to visit one of your best friends in the hospital after … Continue reading

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She Never Sleeps…But She Eats Popcorn

So unfortunately my weekend was pretty bad, and I blame Shannon. She is my best friend since 1986, and even though we now have jobs and are not in high school anymore (to put it mildly), I see her almost … Continue reading

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Stupid Tuesday

I hate Tuesdays. There is no redeeming quality to them. At least on Monday, you are still kind of going on weekend momentum, and have theoretically gotten a couple extra hours of sleep. Plus, you know. The communal Monday bemoaning. … Continue reading

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