Category Archives: Cats

Tweety Two And Tweety Three Want Seconds

You son of a bitch. You moved the cemetery but you left the bodies, didn’t ya? You son of a bitch. You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones. You only moved the headstones. Lies! Lies! ~ The … Continue reading

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And Vampire Makes Five

Okay seriously, I would really like to know why half the apartments I’ve lived in have been haunted? First in Oneonta, my apartment was haunted by a boy. The first night I spent there with The Ex, we noticed: a … Continue reading

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Why I Could Not Be Expected To Show Up On Time For Work This Morning

1. Chip disturbing sleep by somehow setting off alarm clock at 3 a.m. 2. Dr. von Rockenstein scratching at window all night like vampire brother in “Salem’s Lot.” 3. David Lee Roth airing call from casino owner, making me think … Continue reading

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Days of Our 9 Lives

Chip: (Putter putter putter.) Dr. von Rockenstein: (Putter putter putter!) Chip: (ZOOM!) Doc: (ZOOM!) Chip/Doc: I WANT THE CATNIP BAG! Chip: I always get my way, and you know it! Doc: But what YOU don’t seem to understand, is that … Continue reading

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2:30 Awww

So as some of you may know, I’ve been suffering from a terrible toothache that began midway through my cruise. This has been held at bay over the past week, to varying degrees of success, by: 4 different prescription painkillers, … Continue reading

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My Monday Morning

  The Bad: – I went upstate this weekend, and left my jacket there. My jacket contained my swipe cards for work and also my ATM card. So even though I was on time for work for a change, I … Continue reading

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Hello! (My first blog)

(If anyone is reading — I’m going to be posting all my blogs here, starting from the beginning, though I’ve already posted a few here.) Hello! This is my first web diary, and I must warn you that I do … Continue reading

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