Monthly Archives: May 2011

Enough!

I am hereby imposing a moratorium on the whole goddess thing, because I’ve officially had enough. Is there a company out there that has not yet named a product Goddess, or revolved an ad campaign around being a goddess? Nike … Continue reading

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Life Lessons From Television Reruns

1. If you’re going to tattoo blueprints all over your torso in order to break your brother out of prison, you probably shouldn’t walk around all nonchalant with no shirt on, no matter how hard you’ve been working out, because … Continue reading

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Thoughts While Watching “Frasier” Instead of Going to Sleep

1) I’m no Freud fangirl, but I doubt that he would ever use “impact” as a verb. 2) Frasier is especially annoying in this episode. I could see his beef with guests’ not taking the party seriously, but they have! … Continue reading

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Sniff.

So, okay, am I missing something with this whole Kate Moss/cocaine thing? In case you haven’t heard, I believe the deal is that someone got a picture of her sniffing coke. Now H&M and a few other companies who were … Continue reading

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Single Living Is the Pits

I have an avocado pit in my freezer. I mean, who doesn’t, really? But my avocado pit is my special friend. Maybe I should back it up. Okay, so I’ve learned over the past several months that I might not … Continue reading

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