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It’s Amazing

Posted on March 10, 2012 by judisunshine

And she began to see: how we cling to fragile walls… this first home/body pounded and grown out of necessity, love. Biting love. Survival love. ~ Ishle Yi Park Spring 2004 was the worst season of my entire life. I’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Apartments & Other Domiciles, Books, Family, Miscellaneous, Romance, Women, Work | Tagged abandonment, Aerosmith, alcohol, Amazing, anxiety, catharsis, Christina Aguilera, cigarettes, Clonidin, Cryptoquotes, divorce, Don Quixote, Elisabeth Robinson, first spring day, Get a Grip, Gravitron, H&M, hope, kittens, leukemia, Manhattan, marriage, Miller Lite, misery, New York City, paralysis dreams, Penn Station, Stripped, The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters, Tylenol PM | 10 Comments

Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night 8: Game of Death

Posted on March 8, 2012 by judisunshine

“Game of Death” is a movie starring Bruce Lee, only Bruce Lee is not in most of the movie because he died before finishing the movie. Or starting, really. So of course it’s extremely sad that he died, but it … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night, Miscellaneous, Movies | Tagged angst, bald men talking to fish, Billy, Blair Warner's car accident, broomheads, Bruce Lee, Cane Dude, canes with dogs on the handle, Chuck Norris, Colleen Camp, Delta Force, digging up bodies, Donnie Wahlberg, dressing room, Facts of Life, firecrackers, Game of Death, Joey Jeremiah, Joker mouth, jumping through glass, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Kill Bill, moustaches, Mr. Drummond, parades, pink and gray color combination, pink streets, red motorcycles, San Antonio, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sophia Crawford, Tarantino, that blue you never see anymore, The Beastmaster, Uma Thurman, Whedon, white people in suits | 2 Comments

Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night 5: The Beastmaster

Posted on March 8, 2012 by judisunshine

Right away, you know that “Beastmaster” is going to be an awesome movie. Nothing says action and suspense like still photographs of animals. The anticipation is great; the tension builds… …and here is Rip Torn! Obviously. He’s pissed with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Childhood, Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night, Movies, Superheroes/Villains, Supernatural :o | Tagged Alyson Hannigan, Bargaining Parts One and Two, Beastmaster, Buffy, Dolph Lundgren, eagles, ferrets, golden locks, Harry Anderson, Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night, Just One of the Guys, Kim Cattrall, lord of the rings creatures, Mannequin, Midge, photographs of animals, Rip Torn, Static-X, Tanya Roberts, That '70s Show, The Rural Juror, tigers | 4 Comments

Goodbye, Barbie.

Posted on March 8, 2012 by judisunshine

When I was almost six, my family moved to a new neighborhood, and I made friends with a girl on our block whom I’ll call Laura. She and I were very different. For one thing, she was born into that … Continue reading →

Posted in Childhood, Friends, Miscellaneous, School, Women | Tagged Barbie, BarbieGate, BFF, cops, eery scooters, fighting, friends, growing apart, growing up, jack wagner, Kelly Kapowski, Life, Like a Virgin, Monopoly, soap operas, The Young and teh Restless, Virginia Avenue, Yahtzee | 7 Comments

Russian to Get Rid of The Bar Hunter

Posted on March 3, 2012 by judisunshine

You know who I’m talking about. He comes in all shapes, sizes, ages, races, levels of intelligence – but he is That Guy. The guy who goes to a bar, and may as well have a bow and arrow in … Continue reading →

Posted in Friends, Going Out, Miscellaneous, Romance, Women | Tagged awkward conversations, Bar hunters, bars, Clubs, drinking, flirting, jukeboxes, love connections, Russian, Spokoinoi nochi, Stingers Rockville Centre | 1 Comment

They Will Only Make You Feel Ugly

Posted on February 29, 2012 by judisunshine

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. ~ Baz Luhrmann I bought my first beauty magazine — an issue of Teen — in 1989, the summer before ninth grade. It was time, I understood, to … Continue reading →

Posted in Body Image, Childhood, Food, Friends, Going Out, Miscellaneous, Restaurants, Women, Work | Tagged attempts to be demure, bad photos, Baz Luhrmann, Beauty magazines, blue eyeshadow, boots, browns, Cosmo, diet pills, embarrassing pics, floral vests, jewel tones, lack of interest in purses, long skirts, pearl-buttoned blouses, pissed off canaries, plums, puffed sleeves, straight bangs, Taffy Sinclair, Teen Beat, Teen Magazine, The Wizard of Oz, touch of sun, waitressing, weight loss, yearbook pictures | 3 Comments

The Exercise Videos of My Life!

Posted on February 27, 2012 by judisunshine

I love going to the gym. I really do. I love the elliptical, and saunas, and steam rooms are pure bliss on Earth. I can spend HOURS there. But there are two problems with the gym. One is that, it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Apartments & Other Domiciles, Body Image, Celebrities, Childhood, Food, Lists, Miscellaneous, Sports, Women | Tagged aerobics, Bally Fitness, Billy Blanks Boot Camp, Billy Blanks Tae Bo, business casual clothes, Callanetics, Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease, cheerleading practice, Cheryl Tiegs, Cindy Crawford's Shape Your Body, conventional job, DVD, Elle Macpherson, exercise, exercise videos, Jennie Garth's Body in Progress, jumprope, PhotobucketThe Sports Illustrated Super Shape-Up Program, physical success, Rachel Hunter, the gym, VHS, Winsor Pilates, workouts | 12 Comments

Second Verse, Not the Same as the First

Posted on February 25, 2012 by judisunshine

Usually when the plane is over the water, it nosedives straight in, or explodes on the way down. This time, it was hovering, like a UFO on “Twilight Zone” or something. It did fall into the water, right in front … Continue reading →

Posted in Dreams, Driving & Other Transportation, Miscellaneous, Superheroes/Villains, Supernatural :o, Women | Tagged Airplanes, CPR, crashes, Dreams, hope, Nightmares, not falling apart, pilots, try again | 6 Comments

Let’s Get Purse-onal

Posted on February 21, 2012 by judisunshine

So basically if my brain is not kept under constant maintenance, bad things happen. Like I buy a leopard-print dress, or decide that today I will learn how to make soap. More often than not, I just get completely stopped … Continue reading →

Posted in Books, Celebrities, Food, Going Out, Lists, Miscellaneous, Movies, Women | Tagged hairbrushes, Hogs 'n Heifers, Into the Wild, lotion, No Country for Old Men, Olsen twins, ominous dolls, perfume, Pocketbooks, purses, scissors, Sin City, stamps, tattoos, unused coupons | Leave a comment

Takeoffs or Landings?

Posted on February 20, 2012 by judisunshine

In my dreams, I see you at the foot of some mountains And we’re taking some pictures or something And we’d better hurry up It’s late and the sun keeps shooting through pine trees And the grass stains are wet … Continue reading →

Posted in Dreams, Driving & Other Transportation, Family, Miscellaneous, Supernatural :o, Women | Tagged creepy dreams, flying, lack of control, landings, mothers, My Slumbering Heart, Nightmares, No no I kill the bus driver, Rilo Kiley, takeoffs | 8 Comments

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Author Archives: judisunshine

It’s Amazing

Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night 8: Game of Death

Intentionally Cheesy Movie Night 5: The Beastmaster

Goodbye, Barbie.

Russian to Get Rid of The Bar Hunter

They Will Only Make You Feel Ugly

The Exercise Videos of My Life!

Second Verse, Not the Same as the First

Let’s Get Purse-onal

Takeoffs or Landings?

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