Monthly Archives: June 2011

SPAM: It’s Not Just For Ironic T-Shirts Anymore!

I think that AOL is jealous. I’ve been on it since ’97, but in the past year, it’s become rather unnecessary for my life needs. During the day, I use my work Outlook, because the little white envelopes provide me … Continue reading

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The Oscars

(I started late, because it’s not really fun without someone to watch it with.) – Oh — oh…nooooo, Nicole Kidman — WTF??? Someone needs to stage an intervention or something. I know celebrities like to switch up the look, but…she … Continue reading

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Open Mic Fright

So I read on Craigslist that someone in Tribeca is looking for a “poet’s assistant.” And basically, I don’t even want to begin to understand what that means. It’s a tough thing, “poets.” On the one hand, I absolutely, 100 … Continue reading

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Punk Rock

The Weekend’s Punk Rock Awards Go To… The man at the Hess station, for refusing to help me on Saturday night, despite the fact that it was freezing, snowing, and blustery, and despite the fact that it was the middle … Continue reading

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