The Setup: Me falling asleep on one couch, at a friend’s. Guy whom I’d just met that night, and who’d lost me at “I only listen to jam bands,” on the other.
Silence.
Guy: Do you want to come over here?
Me: No.
Guy: …
Me:…
Guy: I don’t want to have sex, I just want to cuddle.
Me: (!!!)
Me: That’s okay.
Me: (trying not to laugh)
Not one minute later: Guy leaves house.
judisunshine 
men.
Hahaha inorite!
Okay, being as how I am normally, I would never EVER say that to a girl I’ve just met. It’s like putting a lable on your forehead that says, “Hello, I’m a douchebag.” So, with that in mind, I’ll just leave that one alone š
Hahah