Monthly Archives: September 2011

The “90210″ Survival Guide

Posted on September 29, 2011 by

So the other day I was bumming around, and I needed something to cleanse the putrid aura of “The Last Kiss” from my system, and all that was available was “90210.” And I was very happy that although it was … Continue reading →

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Serendipity Doo Dah

Posted on September 27, 2011 by

And how do you do it?And make it seem effortlessWhen it’s all the stupid thingsSo overwhelming to meLike paying my billsOr showing up for work earlyOr laughing at your jokes ~ Rilo Kiley Previously on: My Life 1) I was … Continue reading →

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Ask The Waitress! Volume One

Posted on September 26, 2011 by

Worst Customers of the Evening: Gold And Silver Medals Now, don’t get me wrong. I understand as much as anyone the allure of the children’s menu. I have much love in my heart for the Super Sailor of Howard Johnson’s … Continue reading →

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Bags Float

Posted on September 21, 2011 by

I’m an emotional person. I feel things and I need to be able to get upset and talk about how I’m feeling. I mean, that’s just…that’s who I am and I can’t change it. I don’t want to. ~ Felicity … Continue reading →

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Check It Out

Posted on September 20, 2011 by

Dear Family at the Self-Checkout Line, I’m sure you are lovely people and all in real life, so please take this not as an attack, but as helpful advice for the future. Now I could be wrong, but it would … Continue reading →

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Life Lessons of the Week

Posted on September 19, 2011 by

1. The stress of party planning is a fair and decent excuse for verbally abusing a cashier. 2. If you are driving home, and you think that a tree is a Ferris wheel, you should maybe take that as a … Continue reading →

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From ingenue to construction worker in one short year

Posted on September 18, 2011 by

Can I just tell you about the BULLSHIT that was my fifth grade play? Okay, you know how it goes in elementary school as far as teacher selection goes. In case you don’t, or in case something has changed in … Continue reading →

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Breakfast.

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

Oh, you don’t want advice from me; I ate a Three Musketeers bar for breakfast. ~Liz Lemon I was quite the responsible citizen, breakfast-wise, for a while at my new job. I genuinely love oatmeal, and not even the kind … Continue reading →

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My Top 10 Favorite Tearjerking “Buffy” Moments

Posted on September 15, 2011 by

10. Willow Tells Buffy She’s Staying in Sunnydale After Graduation ~ “Choices” This is a very unsung episode, in my opinion. Probably because the third season, more than any other I think, pulls off the remarkable feat of having both … Continue reading →

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Why I Could Not Be Expected To Show Up On Time For Work This Morning

Posted on September 14, 2011 by

1. Chip disturbing sleep by somehow setting off alarm clock at 3 a.m. 2. Dr. von Rockenstein scratching at window all night like vampire brother in “Salem’s Lot.” 3. David Lee Roth airing call from casino owner, making me think … Continue reading →

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