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Monthly Archives: June 2011
“Tiffany”: The Review!
True story: I have both Tiffany albums in my iPod. And by both, I mean, the two that I know of — “Tiffany” and “Hold An Old Friend’s Hand.” Tiffany holds the ultimate key to my heart, as she sang … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Childhood, Friends, Lists, Music, Uncategorized
Tagged '80s, Debbie Gibson, junior high, Tiffany
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Ladies And Germs
So I know I’m not a mom, and it’s a very hard job, and I won’t understand until I have a kid of my own, yada, yada, yada. Still. I feel that it is very important for me as an … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous, Restaurants, Uncategorized, Women
Tagged bathrooms, germs, psychotic, STFU, women
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You Know You Grew Up In The ’80s If: The Deluxe Edition, Now With Commentary!
1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. Yeah, okay, when did that become the spelling of it? I used to make fun of Krysi for writing it that way. But yeah, I did say it a few … Continue reading
Posted in Childhood, Friends, Lists, Uncategorized
Tagged '80s, Baby-Sitters Club, eighties, feathered bangs, New Kids on the Block
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Reasons Why “Trojan War” Is The Best Movie Ever Made
1. You get to watch the “Boy Meets World” guy try to get laid, and who among us has not wished for that? 2. Witness the early stirrings of love between Will Friedle and Jennifer Love Hewitt, before she traded … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Lists, Movies, Uncategorized
Tagged cheesy movie, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marley Shelton
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Weak Conversation
I think I have finally reached my breaking point with the whole talking about what day it is thing. Holy crap! Like office chatter isn’t supremely irritating enough, especially if you are given to misanthropic tendencies. But this week is … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous, Uncategorized, Work
Tagged banal, office, shut up, soul sucking
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How Not To Get Laid: A Scene From 2004
The Setup: Me falling asleep on one couch, at a friend’s. Guy whom I’d just met that night, and who’d lost me at “I only listen to jam bands,” on the other. Silence. Guy: Do you want to come over … Continue reading
2:30 Awww
So as some of you may know, I’ve been suffering from a terrible toothache that began midway through my cruise. This has been held at bay over the past week, to varying degrees of success, by: 4 different prescription painkillers, … Continue reading
Posted in Apartments & Other Domiciles, Cats, Going Out, Miscellaneous, Work
Tagged Chloraseptic, Christine the truck, dentist, early for work, ibuprofen, painkillers, Scotch, toothache, Vicodin
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Outbore. Outannoy. Outshutup. (“Survivor: Panama”)
Dear Terry, I do like that you should have been gone weeks ago but kept foiling the Smug Casayan plans, but how can you be so unfailingly clueless, interpersonally and strategically??? Take last episode, when you were running down the … Continue reading
Salisbury Stakes
Okay, yes. I am in a mood — true story! But I am frustrated! It’s all encapsulated in my lunchtime adventures. See, I went to see an apartment during my lunch hour. It’s in my price range, and there was … Continue reading
Posted in Apartments & Other Domiciles, Uncategorized
Tagged apartment hunting, balcony, Dreams, Long Island, loud sex, scary dogs, Thea Vidale
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